Spanglish

An incomprehensible and inane dialect formed by muddling a butchered version of the English language with some form of Spanish; usually the regional variant of Spanish spoken in Mexico.

Juan: Yo ese, my woman is muy fine like un burro, ¿comprende?
Tom: Stop speaking Spanglish and get off my lawn you fucking beaner!

by Not an Avocado June 30, 2020

Spanglish

noun- a word or a phrase given to a mixed language between Spanish and English. Many Spanish people speak Spanglish when they are learning or talking in English.

also an adjective

examples, first in Spanglish then in plain English; me voy a kill you >>I'm going to kill you;
me gusta very much >> I like it a lot/very much;
very intelligente >> very intelligent.

by Chris Clough January 4, 2008

Spanglish

Not to be confused with the mock language; this usage of spanglish refers to a type of movie in which the plot is extremely complex or seems to have no plot at all. It dates back to the original movie, 'Spanglish', which many people had to watch seven times to understand what it was about.

What the hell? That's the third time I have watched this movie and I still don't get it! It's so freakin' spanglish!

by Spade6sic6 April 24, 2010

Spanglish

A hodgepodge of sounds made by people who haven't learned the basics of either Spanish or English.

Can I per favore borrow your PT Cruiser???
My El Crapio Camino is still on cinder blocks in my driveway. Spanglish is useful.

by jokester45 April 7, 2009

strangling the snake

to jerk off or wanking

A : will u come to the party this weekend
B : nah. im too busy this weekend.
A : like what? strangling the snake all day?
B : fuck you.

by datjapguy November 19, 2015

Stranglehold

An act where a stripper wraps her thighs around a patrons neck

That dancer has a stranglehold on tbat dude.

by RAMLANDGOAT January 19, 2018

spanglish

when you speak english and spanish

my asshole mom speaks spanglish
(my beste bitch) whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by i.yd.iykfkyf October 14, 2020