Straight as a pencil

1. good; fine

2. you're not gay.

1. “How are you man?”
“I’m straight as a pencil dawg 💯”

2. “You gay asf yk that”
“Nah dawg i’m straight as a pencil tf you mean”

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Straight as a whistle

To go very straight.
Similar to 'dead-on'

A skudded that baw as straight as a whistle

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when audrey and gaby asked how rio was, molly said "hes a fag; straight as a rainbow!"

Not actually straight, referencing the curved end of standard whistles.

- I'm straight as a whistle!

- But whistles aren't straight?
- Correct.

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To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

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When a person is straight but have gay tendencies. Semi feelings for the same sex.

I’m not les or bi but I started catching feelings for a girl..I think I’m straight in a half yo.

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Cecil: "Oh my god, I would run my beefsteak through Russell Crowe in a flash - is he A Gay?"

Jack: "No way dude, he's as straight as a roman road"

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