Saddling the ass 

v. to reason poorly

n. (Ass-saddler) one who reasons poorly.

P1: If we ride the donkey then we will have a great time. We are having a great time, therefore we are riding the donkey.
P2: Stop saddling the ass you ass-saddler.

Saddling the ass by AbbaJoe April 11, 2018

Toaster Strudeling 

The act in which a man draws pictures on his woman's face with his semen.

"He was Toaster Strudeling on my face and called me his little toaster strudel"

Toaster Strudeling by Dibbers the Stripper May 1, 2016

Strangling a Darky

taking a huge shit.

Tom: "Why were you taking to long in the bathrooms?"
John: "Strangling a Darky sorry!"

Strangling a Darky by KathrynPedo December 25, 2011

Stranding 

A sexual act that involves any gender combination of three participants. It requires the middle partner, the designated "Strand", to strap on two dildos (only if female) and align one in the basic front position and the other hanging off their ass. The "Strand then proceeds to fuck both participants doggystyle with alternating thrusts. This move is usually employed by gingers.

deryk, " did you hear alex went stranding last night?"

houstan, " good for him"

Deryk," He was the designated strand"

Stranding by the1savior January 14, 2011

strangling-satan

Another term for furious and satanic masturbation ie ive been up all night strangling-satan

Person 1: Hey dude did your friend sleep in my bed while i was away fucking your mum?

Person 2: No way dude...

Person 1: It smells like someone other than me has been strangling-Satan in my bed again *smack*

strangling-satan by bennycnz April 2, 2010

Stradinger's Law 

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.

Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.

Stradinger's Law by emlprime July 7, 2010

strudeling

The act of crushing white bread.

Are you strudeling again, you dork?

strudeling by TheFinalVote March 7, 2005