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Stonewall Jackson'd

When you say hi to somebody from the party last night, and they clearly hear you but do not reply.
Dude I holler'd at that bitch from last night but totally got Stonewall Jackson'd.
by Tearin Barz Solo December 8, 2010
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stonewallery

When a woman thinks she's heaps better than you and doesn't give up any time of day after getting in wrong bed by accident. Usually occurs in the vicinity of booze and hot blacks.
Smali: I have real problems. None of my friends are fisting chimps right now.
Joe: you think you got real problems? There's been stonewallery after getting a semi-decent lay last week.
Smali: damn, you're right. you're way worse off.
by Sara Palin October 18, 2008
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Stonewall

Stonewall Jackson refers to a large penis, specifically that of one Nick Green
Stonewall wants to come out for some fresh air
by Mr Awesome January 31, 2004
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stopwatcher

a person who is obsessed with stop lights
dude bro pay attention to the road and not the stop lights you stopwatcher!
by little RR king April 11, 2011
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Stonewalling

When an individual loses the ability to think when intoxicated or under the influence of drugs. This alludes to the person having a direct physical or mental likelihood to a stone wall.
Jake: "Whoa dude your brain is melted"
Peter: "......"
Haggie: "Dude, Peter is out of his mind. He is straight Stonewalling
by II Arc II May 22, 2017
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stonewarrior

Stonewarrior is a term used to get high. Or a nickname in World of Warcraft for a penis enahcning drug.
Hey whats up Stonewarrior.

Wow that stonewarrior really works!Look!
by Linkandepona May 29, 2007
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Stopwatch Effect

When a man tries to use the restroom, such as in a urinal, and another man walks in and begins speaking, breaking Male Bathroom Etiquette. The first man's stream then begins to stop flowing, and begin, as the second man starts and stops talking.
Man #1: *urinating*

Man #2: *urinating* Hey, Bob.

Man #1: *stops urinating* Stop talking, you're giving me the stopwatch effect.
by KingBreaker July 5, 2011
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