Stoned

The ultimate state of mind. After hits of the finest ganja this state comes on. You feel like your in the same world but everything is funny, round and movie like. You might get a bit panicky and walk around trying to be sober but your just fucking gone! Licking your lips makes you feel like an old man and time is slow as hell. You make the best quotes in the world and you feel everything is about now. If you get really stoned you may feel like your house/town is the biggest place in the world, everything is oing on now. You feel like your watchin yaself

Mate 1: maaatteee i think ive missed something important
Mate 2: your college interview
Mate 1: what?
Mate:2: ahaha stoned!
Mate 1:my bus is gone!

by BombayBonghits October 09, 2010

Stoned

the state of having Rocked the Ganj

Fuck that shit Im to god damned stoned to steal a stopsign

by The Western Wind February 21, 2003

stoned

N: see high. the state of being one is in after smoking marijuana. generally characterized by hunger, bad short term memory and spacing out, in addition to feelings of elation, hysteria and laziness. overall, a very good feeling.

man, i went to work so stoned yesterday.

by mells February 15, 2005

stoned

a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.

i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.

by babanash June 27, 2006

Stoned

After having smoked so much weed, that you giggle for a while, and then eat a lot and then went to bed.

where were you while we were getting high?

by alex December 06, 2003

stones

1. Testicles
2. Small rocks
3. English pennies (100th of a pound). Can also represent an American cent.

1. "Wanker, you kicked me in my stones"
2. "Wow check out these stones, let's go stone me a pedo"
3. "Mate, can I chafe 50 stones"

by Slim Jim 3:16 March 19, 2005

Stoned

The art of dying by geology.

After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.

by Maldonado June 21, 2005