a state where a person wants 2 piss but doesnt have the courage to get up from the floor.
i got stoned after a blunt n wsnt able to get up for an hour.
by babanash June 27, 2006
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After having smoked so much weed, that you giggle for a while, and then eat a lot and then went to bed.
where were you while we were getting high?
by alex December 6, 2003
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1. Testicles
2. Small rocks
3. English pennies (100th of a pound). Can also represent an American cent.
1. "Wanker, you kicked me in my stones"
2. "Wow check out these stones, let's go stone me a pedo"
3. "Mate, can I chafe 50 stones"
by Slim Jim 3:16 March 19, 2005
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After a heavy night of drinking and careless sex, my parents found out the following day; so I got stoned.
by Maldonado June 21, 2005
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verb. the act of smoking marijuana
"dude, i love stoning" -sarah
"let the stoning begin!"-nichole
by Coley 94132 May 25, 2006
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(adj) relating to a high degree; absolute
She's a stone fox!
by logos November 15, 2002
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high on marijuana, typically with bloodshot eyes, an increase in appetite and a tendency toward laughter for no apparent reason.
"I'm stoned from all these bong hits!"
by El Toastero December 26, 2005
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