Workplace Stockholm Syndrome

Going back to your place of work constantly when you're not working. Typical and most common in supermarket employees. Even though you hate your job, you love your place of work and go there all the time when you're off from work because its so much better, and if its a store you can freely buy things. Relatable to actual Stockholm Syndrome, when someone who is kidnapped gains pitty/respect for their captor.

Though the cashier hates his job at the supermarket, he constantly goes there when he's not working because of his severe case of Workplace Stockholm Syndrome.

by TheFiend138 April 28, 2015

calum stockdale

A deaf boy who is very eggy and has sexual intercourse with Jacob Massey

You complete little Calum Stockdale

by The ninky nonk February 9, 2018

Stockholm turd

a log of fecal matter that has been held in so long due to a lack of access to a bathroom that when a bathroom does finally become available the turd is reluctant to exit and has to be forced out seemingly against its will.

After being uncomfortably stuck in traffic for over an hour, I got home and pushed out a huge stockholm turd.

by FidRock January 8, 2008

Stockholm Syndrome

Stockholm Sydrome is best song ever. Many songs are named Stockholm Syndrome but this one is by Muse, the best band in the world. This song was given #1 on a list of the best guitar rifts ever, so yes it is awesome. If you havent heard it or Muse, for that matter, listen to it right now (do you know how to use a P2P file sharing system?).

Person 1: Have you heard Stockholm Syndrome by Muse off of their album Absolution?

Person 2: Yeah!! Whenever I hear Matt sing "I wish I could," I feel like I'm in heaven

by dwit August 3, 2006

Stockholm syndrome

When a guy goes back to a woman after she fucks him over because she makes them second guess their decision and wonder what if. Only to be fucked over more times than Crosby mated with kids.

Jon, she's gonna fuck you over again, do you have Stockholm Syndrome.

by Jackanddaxterxd August 21, 2017

stockholm syndrome

An amazing song by Blink-182. See blink-182

Stockholm syndrome is my fav song of ALL TIME

by 1shaun September 3, 2006

Stockholm Syndrome

Feelings of trust or affection felt in many cases of kidnapping or hostage-taking by a victim towards a captor often whilst wearing knitted turtlenecks.

"Stockholm Syndrome is the reason I have such a great relationship with both my men and my dogs"

by SplashMan93 May 7, 2017