Stipendosis

A recognised medical condition where an a person, typically an intern at a big law firm, is denied the guarantee of a stipend (pay) despite the quality of his work and the large size and revenue of the firm

Jim: Mike! It's been months since I last saw you in law school! I heard you're a big shot intern at a big corporate law firm now eh - you must be rolling in mad stacks of cash!!

Mike: Actually, I've been suffering from stipendosis

Jim: Goodness.. is there a cure?

Mike: It is beyond my reach because I only want to work for large reputable corporate firms that knowingly underpay interns despite their enormous revenue stream. I enjoy reading the firm's Partner's LinkedIn posts that complain about income inequality even though I know she was responsible for the decision to underpay interns like me.

Jim: what is wrong with you man

Mike: I don't even know what's right or wrong anymore

by firstclasshorrors July 13, 2021

Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe

Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe

by One Legged Dancing Omoplatus June 11, 2020

ren and stimpy:adult party cartoon

do i have to explain it to you?
basically,this is a bad show that ruined a good show

person 1:the original was better than this
person 2:i agree
person 3:yeah,ren and stimpy:adult party cartoon SUCKS

by spqcebuns April 19, 2021

Stiphu

This is the ever-popular stfu (shut the fuck up) spelled out. After all, if you are too goddamn fucking lazy to say 'shut the fuck up' so you have to say 'stfu', why don't you just shorten it up even further and say 'stiphu'

"Dude you are fucking gay."

"Dude, stiphu."

by Seraph November 16, 2004

stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".

"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".

by twozeroone November 30, 2013

stipples

Stiff Nipples. Usually occurs when you're cold or excited. More likely for women.

"Damn its cold in here... im going to get stipples"

by brydan September 17, 2006

Stip

To strip in a Baltic fashion

In America, you might strip, but us Estonians stip.

by porando November 4, 2009