A pleasant small town on the west coast of Scotland. Not to be confused with Saltcoats which is further along the coast. In 1940 Stevenston recieved its first railway station and has become part of The Three Towns group of Stevenston/Saltcoats/Adrossan. Stevenston contains both good and bad residential areas and unfortunately too many bored teenagers with nothing better to do than to cause trouble. It is not recommended to walk barefoot on the rubbish strewn Stevenston beach unless you also want to visit the local A+E based at Crosshouse hospital in Kilmarnock. Part of the beach however is a nudist area. Due for massive Urban Regeneration, includes Saltcoats, Adrossan, Killwinning, Stevenston and Irvine.
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The boys are wannabe potheads and drug lords but really they wouldn’t survive anywhere outside of Stevenage because they are all skinny bastards who louse around of spliff all day. And you get the odd few girls who think they are drug lords also, and tramp around on the street looking for the next coke head they want to get knocked up by.
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