A girl who is fake i.e. wears lots of make-up and is a real fucking bitch who thinks shes the best and so popular. Usually dumb and 99% fake.
plastic spastic 1: hey babe
plastic spatic 2: hey hunni, omg i dont think im wearing enough fake tan and make-up im only wearing like 4 layers or make-up
plastic spastic 1: yeah babes, omg did i tell you that i fucked that guy the other day?
plastic spastic 2: omg yeah haha *flicks fake hair*
plastic spatic 2: hey hunni, omg i dont think im wearing enough fake tan and make-up im only wearing like 4 layers or make-up
plastic spastic 1: yeah babes, omg did i tell you that i fucked that guy the other day?
plastic spastic 2: omg yeah haha *flicks fake hair*
by lilly.x March 19, 2012
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A sticky situation (difficult or awkward situation) involving someone and/or something being racist. Derives from the word "swastika" and "sticky".
Jim: "Last night at a bar I called a Jew a kike. He got so pissed, we were shouting at each other and everyone was staring"
Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"
by jooshep August 28, 2010
Get the swasticky situation mug.The phrase "Cunting my Spastic" is to be used very selectively. It's not to be bandied around like the promises of governments and banks as the C word and the S word are particularly offensive in most places the English language is spoken.
The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.
Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.
so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.
Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
The phrase itself, despite its obvious offensive qualities, makes no sense and that's what really sets it apart from all other frustrated comments you might make about a person or persons.
Your boss would possibly curl up and die the billion deaths you want him to if you used it in front of a client. Your mother would give you a "seismic cunting" if you uttered it at grandmas funeral.
so with this warning you must only utter this phrase when there's simply nothing else to say. When you're so desperately seething with impotent rage that you may shit your lungs out. For moments when your entire focus and purpose in life is to watch another person or persons suffer from the most horrific verbal abuse, so vehemently violent should your expulsion of these words be that the release of such profanity will make a thousand relgious people curse your name for all eternity.
Use it wisely, it is dangerous.
defending the recent abortion of a financial situatiuon a Labour party politician had the cheek to say "it wasn't our fault" whilst I knawed his mandible. "shut up, you're cunting my spastic" I replied when my mouth was mildly less full.
This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
This is an excerpt from "Dreams of the Angry" written by Captain No Cash because you spunked it up the wall like a bunch of Union Twats. This name is a pseudonym.
by Aaaaaaaaaaaargh January 14, 2011
Get the Cunting my Spastic mug.A band from Westfield, NJ, formerly known as Waterdown Clockwise, known for sophisticated yet edgy songs, with a sound in line with the Libertines or the Strokes.
by Emandageerio April 25, 2007
Get the The Static Jacks mug.Confusion due to the ambiguity of text messaging. Often a result of one failing to detect sarcasm via text.
by Melvin5000 April 20, 2010
Get the text-static mug.A German goalkeeper which does not like to move when he is about to concede a goal, but prefers to remain static and casually let the ball go in. Synonymous with Ter Spastic.
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