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Soapy Tit Wank

The preparation is to rub copious amounts of soap over your womans breasts. This can be done with hands or dick, then push the breasts together and hump until orgasm.
"Get anywhere Friday night?"
"Yeah, got a soapy tit wank off the barmaid"
"You lucky shite!"
by UB Jesus August 5, 2003
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stacy's mom

a MILF. defined by the fountains of wayne song.
stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me. i know it might be wrong, but i'm in love with stacy's mom.
by anonymous November 6, 2004
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staplin'

Repairing the crotch area of your pants with a stapler while wearing them.
Jason attempted to sit indian-style three times before he ripped a hole in his pants and spent the afternoon staplin'.
by Mike Payne March 24, 2008
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Stapelton

One of the worst areas in Staten Island. Can be comparable to Bushwick section of Brooklyn, the Hollis area of Queens, the Washington Heights area of Manhattan and The Bronx.
Co-Worker: Do you live near Stapelton? I heard its horrible there.
Me: Hell no, I stay BELOW the Staten Island Expressway.
by The Urbanette December 9, 2008
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Stapified

to be beat down, have your ass kicked in a Royal way.
That guy come into the bar and that big fucker Stapified his ass.
by jabrelong June 30, 2009
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Soapy Columbus

Start taking a shower. Be too lazy to get out. Poop. This is known as a Soapy Columbus
by jaboc83 June 2, 2013
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Soapy Dick

You are getting ready to jerk of in the shower and you realise you’re out of lotion and since you’re a lazy fuck you grabbed the axe essence since it was the closest to you. You’re now jerking it and feel a slight burn but you’re dumb enough to ignore it the next morning you wake up to piss and it feels like fire is coming out of your dick hole you then realise your lazy stupid ass has Soapy Dick. And you told someone so they told you to look up this definition and I can see that they were smart.
Look at you you’ve got Soapy Dick you stupid fuck go pour some bleach on it and make it feel better.
by Channman January 29, 2018
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