Wanker Spanker

is a person who spanks someone while they are beatin off

That stupid ass is a fuckin wanker spanker.

by Mitch Thomas October 27, 2004

stanker

a name given to vehical that is a shit box, house that is a shit hole or similar items characterised by thier poor quality or state of repair

Bob turned quickly to Jono "Check out that car; what a stanker" he exclaimed. Jono smirked as the faded pinky red Micra sporting speed stipes and a big spoiler farted past.

by delaphonics October 12, 2007

stanker

A slutty whore who hasn't showered in weeks.

"Hey man, did you hear that Charlie Sheen fucked 20 stankers last night

by charles fatley January 24, 2011

spanker

Someone who is totally lame. You would rather watch paint dry than be in the company of such a person.Can't get any action unless they paid for it, and therefore, more than likely spend a great deal of time masturbating or "spanking" it. Can also be used in it's diminutive form "spank".

Don't tell Chad about the party, he's such a spanker. Or: I wouldn't give that spank the time of day!

by Anabel September 24, 2008

boony spanker

a brown person, who smells of dirty fishy vagina, who is usually seen covered in dirt and is always followed by a wreaking stench, that 97% of the time induces vomiting. This person usually has few or no teeth at all, scrag pieces of hair every where on their body but never too much in one place, they have webbed feet and hands because of their genetic brown mutations, also they seem to be able to reproduce asexualy because they have both a dick and a vage.

man you look and smell like such a boony spanker.

by buthole hater January 12, 2009

stupander

When your a prude person. Aka- dont do anything with people such as;Kiss,Makeout,Fuck,Etc.

- "She was too embarassed so they called her a stupander" -

by Charlene Watts July 2, 2009

spankervision

Pornographic movies that are often available in hotel rooms, often for masturbatory purposes. These movies are often quite expensive, and might be embarrassing if they are itemized on your hotel bill. In some cases, the hardcore scenes have been edited out, leaving you to rub one out with little more than what's available on many premium cable TV channels. The word was popularized in the 1995 comedy film "Tommy Boy", starring Chris Farley and David Spade. The relevance of spankervision in a world of widely available Internet porn, is questionable.

"My girlfriend is awesome in the sack, but I'm traveling for work for the next two weeks. I might have to break down and order some spankervision at the hotel."

"I hope my boss doesn't look at my expense report too closely. I don't think he's gonna buy that a regular on-demand movie cost $29.00... He'll know it was spankervision"

by defnotmyrealname March 18, 2013