Squoger

A squoger is a mutated squirel that attacks helpless people while taking dumps in the woods.

I got my ass bitten by a squoger while shitting in the woods.

by Kater-Tater-Tot March 24, 2009

squozen & frozen

describes material that has been previously eaten, extruded and frozen for later

Man, my fridge is full of squozen & frozen corn.

by schmidtjw February 6, 2010

squozed

past tense of squoze. The acting of something being squeezed.

I could go for some fresh squozed lemonade.
He squozed my fingers so hard almost broke my hand.

by thatguy4075 March 3, 2011

squoze

the past tense of squeezing

I squoze past the car.

by wettjam June 20, 2007

squozen

the state of being "squoze". completely run down and hyperparanoid.

Man I just ran 100 miles in a sweat lodge. I'm totally squozen to the max bro.

by nickb909 January 14, 2009

squoze

The wrong way to say squeeze in the past tense.

I would rather be squoze than squeezed any day.

by 2654865 March 15, 2010

squoke

A painful way of hurting someone. Half poke half squeeze. Much like pinching, except more painful. Often used in special martial arts.

Bob: *squokes Michael
Michael: YOOOUCH!!! *blows up
Bob: OMG

by SCONEZ April 8, 2009