The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.
My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.
by squelchmaster76 June 21, 2024
by Soap_gooner May 15, 2024
by Mason mothafuckin Davis January 09, 2023
Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching
by The Nige aka Princess April 30, 2006
When it’s raining outside and your shoe is wet, it makes that noise that causes everyone to look at you like you have autism
by BaddSpelur April 16, 2019
An onomatopoeia of the sound of a man's balls being crushed. Used primarily to indicate a feeling emasculation or otherwise general discomfort.
"Go squelch yourself" - A pejorative comment to another person, synonymous with "go f**k yourself"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"
"Ah squelch" - After something bad happens, synonymous with "Ah f**k"
by Darryl Evans May 06, 2022
squelch is everything. a concept, a fact, a pronoun, a noun, an adjective, and everything else. it can be used to replace any word in any sentence, and make it more powerful due to squelch. it's a concept yet squelch is everything. we exist within it.
hey dude, have you squelched today? I love squelch so much! the squelch-copter awaits! I use squelch/squelchself pronouns. SQUELCH! I love squelchy fazsquelch!
by Big_Men0001 June 13, 2024