square

a cigarette, a smoke, tobacco product.

Pass me a square.

I am going to go smoke a square.

by Shane Cline January 16, 2004

square

a person who has not made out

I knew she was square because all I got was a peck at the end of our amazing date

by Mandy Abbot March 30, 2005

the square

Common name for Market Square in Nottingham, England. Popular hang-out for teenagers of alternative culture on a Saturday.

"You going to the square on saturday?"

by Abitha July 5, 2006

Square

Word used to describe someone who had their growth spurt in middle school and was the tallest, only to become one of the shortest people in Highschool. Squares overcompensate for their rapid decline in height rankings by going through a gym phase, bulking up and hence looking like squares.

"Hey do you know what happened to Christian?"
"He hasn't grown since 6th grade, he gyms now."
"Ah I remember, he was the tallest guy in our grade back then. What a square"

by Ugly dirtbag May 26, 2021

be there or be square

They say "Be there or be square" because you're not a-round

Wicked line up at the Rave..... you can't miss it! Be there or be square!

by BatGirl80 January 19, 2016

square

term used by pimps to describe nonpimps

Don The Magic Juan: "All these squares don't know wut day missin', son. I got all this cash while they sit on day ass. Bitch please."

by Jeremy February 1, 2004

Square

Someone who doesn't feverishly dick ride very trend that comes out. Doesn't confuse pop culture with real culture.

Teeniebopper:Did yhu c wht happennd in jeruhzee sure las nite?
Square: Nope. not really a fan of the series.
Teeniebopper:omg, everee wun watches tht show. ur such a skware.

dick rider:Dude, I got like 9000 pairs of vans and skinnez. Counting them seperately.

Square:Wow, thats alot. I got one pair of vans, but I don't wear skinnies.

dick rider:?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?! wtf you don't wear skinniez? fuckin square.

Square:Oh really

by oisdfjsdofijsd January 22, 2011