Squatch

The name for the dried semen that accrues in the hair and the beard-hairs of truckers who've been hanging out at truck-stop glory holes.

"Hey brother, you got some SQUATCH in your beard, you'd better wash that out"

by passiveoppressive October 21, 2013

Squatch Crotch

When a girl has stinky hairy vagina reminiscent of what a female bigfoot may have.

That girl I fucked with last night had the worst case of squatch crotch I've ever seen.

by VAUncleBadTouch May 9, 2012

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

squareheadedness

the act of having a square head and being an extreme weinerbutt nelson and weinernipple.

dude jenkins was exampling perfect squareheadedness by having an extremely square noggin and being a weinerbutt nelson and weinernipple.

by msdclh May 18, 2009

Squamch

A type of squash that is extremely warty. Commonly used to describe ones penis.

Bro I swear David has a squamch for a dick

by Richerd suckcock September 23, 2017

Squarshing

When you lean back in a rolly chair and squarsh your body together.

"I'm sorry, can't talk, I'm squarshing."

by soup slipper February 28, 2018

Squatchling

Young or baby squatch.

Squatches tend to be protective of their squatchlings.

by Ab5uRd June 7, 2018