One who speaks confidently on subjects of which they actually have no knowledge. Shit sprouters usually posses an air of authority and have been known to exude excessive self confidence when sprouting shit, hiding the fact that they really know nothing. Shit can also be sprouted deliberately as malicious misinformation, often to coerce people into making decisions that ultimately benefit the sprouter. Similar in nature to a bullshit artist or con-man, but much harder to spot as the shit sprouter may be so over compensating their ignorance that they might not actually be aware of the fact that they are sprouting shit, and in some sick way, believe their own shit.
Ignorant sprouting:
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"
Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww
Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"
shit sprouter: "Our clients will sell more product if you change your design and make the call-out bigger."
Designer: "Oh, according to what research do you base your suggestions?"
shit sprouter: ignores the question "Consumers love big call-outs, they find it easier to understand the benefits of the product if you make everything really big!"
Deliberate sprouting:
shit sprouter: "We're all voting for Parvity dude, you should switch your vote"
Victim: "Oh, ok, thanks for the heads up, I'll do that"
babowww
Malicious sprouting:
Overpaid shit sprouter: "Hey, you know that dipshit in accounting earns more than you"
Underpaid Victim: "Really? I'm so gonna go on strike"
Overpaid shit sprouter: secretly laughing "Yeah man, you should do that - fuck the establishment!"
by jonathad April 1, 2010
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But used properly it is defined as a young girl blossoming into a good looking women.
But used properly it is defined as a young girl blossoming into a good looking women.
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Person 1: Hey, did you see? Cole Sprouse deleted his tumblr. It was all a sociology experiment.
Person 2: I trusted him! That peasant!
Person 2: I trusted him! That peasant!
by lolgoaway November 19, 2012
Get the Cole Sprouse mug.le sprout is the name of the sprout family , that consists of 9 girls and 3 boys , 11 members in total currently .
daily talk in the sprout family:
ryan : hey yallzzzz wheres the tea -tea emoji-
megan : -tells the tea n gossips n talks abt pjo-
wenen : -reacts to tea n gossips w megan while reacting to megan’s pjo-
anthea : -talks abt tea and her beautiful outfits and how hot she is-
max and vicki : -flirTs-
izabelle , yik kang , gabrielle , emily : -never talks-
angelina : -poofs- hi n bye -poofs-
samantha : omg why r pigs so cute
this is basically what le sprout means.
ryan : hey yallzzzz wheres the tea -tea emoji-
megan : -tells the tea n gossips n talks abt pjo-
wenen : -reacts to tea n gossips w megan while reacting to megan’s pjo-
anthea : -talks abt tea and her beautiful outfits and how hot she is-
max and vicki : -flirTs-
izabelle , yik kang , gabrielle , emily : -never talks-
angelina : -poofs- hi n bye -poofs-
samantha : omg why r pigs so cute
this is basically what le sprout means.
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Get the Sproule mug.When you hook-up with a guy or girl and when you see them the next day, you are immediately repulsed. You don't exactly hate the person, but you just feel an intense loss of attraction. You somewhat regret hooking up with them and you feel like you will never hook up with them again. You are overcome with the syndrome that is 'sproles' and now all you can do is talk about this problem to your friends.
"Yo I hooked up with Kristen the other weekend but when I saw her at class, I was super over it. I got mad Sproles dog"
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