Spong

A spong is a person who isn’t quite right in the head. Spong is a mixture between a spoon and a mong
spoon + mong = spong

Boy 1: have you seen that new girl
Boy 2: yeah she’s a right spong ain’t she

by 69ur_mum69 March 16, 2019

Sponge

A wet object that oddly looks like a weird form of sponge bob, that your mom leaves on the counter after cleaning dishes

The drippy sponge left a wet puddle on the ground.

by girlylover101 March 3, 2018

sponge it

A common term in finance, specifically sales and trading. Refers to situations in which the trader tells you not to hedge your risk and instead to absorb it.

"SPONGE IT!"
"Wait, are you calling me useless? What does that mean...too afraid to ask..."

by Moyka July 30, 2017

sponge

a heavy drinker

That guy laying in a pool of his own piss is a sponge.

by Nmugsy January 31, 2004

Sponging

Absorbing the vibes ; killing the mood

Albie was really sponging when he refused to rap

by Memegirls June 18, 2018

spongs

attractive, yet silly girls with stupid minds.

sarah and alex are such spongs, dont you think?!?!

by asian_gurlie September 1, 2005

Sponging

The act of soaking a tampon with hard liquor and inserting said tampon into the rectum with the goal of becoming intoxicated.

"Beer is too expensive man, I'm just gonna sponge it tonight."

"Sponging gets you so hammered, you gotta be careful with it."

by Billyman13 December 30, 2009