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Slugging

A sexual act performed by a man and either another man or woman. The man sperms on the back of the other person and then belly slides across and over the person leaving a slug-like trail on the back of the victim.
"Chef Slugged me last night!"
"Alex always Slugs Aqua"
"I love slugging Nick"
by Chef Watson July 26, 2017
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Splooging

The act of putting your purple headed yogurt slinger into a girl's wizard sleeve.
Let's go splooge some sloots!

Friend:Were you splooging her last night?
Me: I took her upstairs and drove the big ol' skin bus into tuna town. BURR
by Joey Gaskell January 7, 2012
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splorting

To splort or the act of splorting, is when a man/woman orgasms so hard, the sound of the cum leaving the urethra can be heard.
Dan: Ugh, she stuck her finger in my butt and hit the G-Spot just right. I was splorting so hard.
by MazinLaw14 March 5, 2017
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Slurping

Performing oral sex on a female - Eating Pussy
I could not only feel, but hear them slurping between my thighs...
by suziederkins December 18, 2019
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splorning

Splorning! Did you sleep well?
by Anally Sally + Anthony September 27, 2008
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sclurving

When an equation such as F(x) oscillates between positive and negative values of F, even though the given situation of the problem make it impossible for the function to have a negative value, regardless of the value of the independent variable. For example a function of how many apples you have. How the fuck can you have a negative number of apples?
1. Question involving sclurving -A 550 gallon tank contains 100 gallons of water in which there are 200 pounds
of dye dissolved. At time t = 0, a solution of dye dissolved in water begins to
enter the tank in such a way that precisely at time t > 0 and until the tank is
full, the instantaneous rate of entry is 2t gallons per hour with a instantaneous
concentration of dye equal to sin(t^2 /300) pounds per gallon. Additionally, at
time t = 0, the tank begins to drain in such a way that at precisely time t > 0
and until the tank is full, the (well-stirred) tank empties at the instantaneous
rate of t gallons per minute.
Answer- who gives a shit because the sin function is negative at some values of t, and there's no such thing as a negative concentration of dye. Now that's "sclurving"
by disgruntled Trinity student February 4, 2009
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Splurgie

"Have you done any splurgies today?"
"Wow, I need to tighten it back up with some splurgies before next time."
by Kegel Queen September 10, 2011
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