Splurge

To dispense or exude something (generally with a target in mind but not required) in both large quantities and high concentrations done rather quickly, and usually with force, over a very short period of time. Can also be in multiple quick and short successions.

Comes from the Latin word: asplorugem, meaning 'to ejaculate with vivacity'

"I was annoyed since having splurged all my Jobseekers Allowance on cheap prostitutes literally within 48 hours of being paid"

"It might have cost me 2 months' of saved up dole money but she let me splurge down her gutter"

by eyesbrow May 23, 2016

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

Splurge and slurp

When a guy ejaculates into a vagina then immediately slurps out the semen in order to prevent pregnation.

Not feeling like pulling out? Just splurge and slurp!

by Noodle pap October 23, 2018

show splurge

When you watch a show in its entirety over a period of hours, days, or weeks. What happens right before a show hole. See also Binge watching.

"Hey Seth, you wanna come out with us tonight?" "Nah, I'm just gonna stay home and show splurge Trailer Park Boys this weekend."

by dmarie3 June 14, 2016

Splurge

What happens when you knob jolt. (to cum in an erratic way)

I just knob jolted, it made me splurge

by EthanLock January 6, 2024

Splurge

Splurge is a mythical creature whom rips the fattest of all bongs and has the lady’s in awe. Here is a short lists on ways to discribe this person:
Ross Day
Slightly temperamental
drug fulled
chooch lord

Man there goes Splurge hitting the hooch!

by BigAssBEANS November 13, 2018

SpLuRgE

letting out all your aggression with one shot of the dick

Mitchie B is the ultimate SpLuRgEr, he will SpLuRgEr and SpLuRgEr everyday. Until one day his brother The Rock-y SpLuRgEr out SpLuRgEd him. He died. The End

by SpLuRgE-y November 1, 2019