Slunt

Slut + Cunt = Slunt.

Used to describe a person who is not only of questionable crotch cleanliness, but also very rude.

That girl is a total slunt. Did you see how she was acting?

by yunguns15 August 14, 2010

splunge

Originating from a Monty python, splunge is a way of saying that you have no worthy opinion and that an idea could or could not be good. It could also be a quick comeback if you do not have an answer for a question.

Boss: I don't want a yes man and don't disagree!!! Now what do you think about my business plan.

You: Splunge?

by brengera April 2, 2007

splintering

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?

by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008

Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.

I wasted $40 on Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

by VulcanMak July 22, 2007

Calcutta splutter

A long and haphazard trail of liquidized faeces, left by dogs with serious gastro-intestinal problems.

With wonder and awe we followed the Calcutta Splutter from avenue to alleyway.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005

Splinter Group

A group of extremists who have broken from the state, somtimes the military, to form there own paramilitary organisation. They use terrorism/guerilla warfare to fight for thier cause

I.R.A has lots of splinter groups, and there are lots of communist/marxist splinter groups as well.

by Austin November 9, 2003

sluntesque

The resemblance of a slunt.

If only Phil Hartman's wife weren't so sluntesque, TV would be better.

by Diamond Joe July 8, 2009