splä

a „splä“ is a extinct species from the stone age. But u can still find some, that survived until now. They probably hide in their houses or caves and play fortnite. On saturday‘s when everybody goes out the „splä’s“ probably sitting in bed and is eating a bar of chocolate. the life expectancy of a splä is about 26 years.

god damn he look ugly and fat, he must be a splä

by blocksss August 24, 2018

splack these hams

Acheiving orgasm on a woman's posterior, especially a badonkadonk

When I cum, I'm gonna splack these hams!

by DiggerBlue August 17, 2006

Slaxl

The end product when someone decides to pair Slash (the Sla- half) with Axl Rose (the -axl half) of Guns N' Roses. Not to be confused with Slacksl, the act of Axl wearing slacks.

1: Slaxl is weird; I mean, I wouldn't want someone pairing me and my ex-best friend together!

2: Apparently there's a video out there of Slash kissing Axl at one of their concerts. I deem Slaxl reality!

by TitaniumBovine September 7, 2010

Spladge

To come on a girls back and then slap it to make it 'spladge'

I spladged on her back for her birthday

by Dezakathejazzman April 9, 2007

spladunk

When you start a fiery shit, the shit hits the water in the comode so hard, it spladunks water all over your nutsack, or vagina.

I ate taco bell 2 hours ago. I was on my way home , had to take a shit and didn't feel like stopping at a service station. I barely made it to the bathroom when my nutsack got spladunked by the most ferocious shit of my life.

by Tiderkevin January 8, 2018

Spla

Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

Girl: What does spla mean?
Boy: Don’t worry bout it sweetheart.

by ClasiikShark May 16, 2020

splack

The breaking of a steering column on a G.M. car in order to steal the vehicle.

How did you get that Cadillac? I used a slim jim to get in then i splacked the column.

by GixxxerMan June 22, 2011