Spiffy
Spiffy is slang for the acronym S.S.P.F. which stands for Smitty's Special Party Friend. Smitty is the term used to describe random drunk guys at parties. A Spiffy is a person who engages in conversation with Smitty's whilst half passed out. They are usually whores and vomit on themselves, in particular their feet. L.P.
Kaity: I seen you talking to that Smitty at the party on the weekend.
Lou: Yeah I know.
Kaity: You are such a Spiffy!
Lou: Yeah I know.
Kaity: You are such a Spiffy!
Spiffy by Mitchnipples February 13, 2009
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