Smorgasm

Sexual pleasure induced by a smores blizzard!

Damn man that smores blizzard just gave you a smorgasm

by Emily the sexiest girl ever! June 1, 2014

Smorgasm

A smorgasbord of ingredients that react together in the mouth in such a way as to cause the ingestors to involuntarily ejaculate at the table, which can be recognized by spontaneous moaning and shaking of the right leg during ingestion.

As we each took a bite of the steaming hot dough topped with technicolor mush, I noticed everyone starting to moan and then the table started to shake. And then, the smorgasbord of flavors hit me too, penetrating my body as I started moaning and shaking my right leg along with my friends. I found out later that we had achieved our first simultaneous smorgasm at the dinner table. It was like a coitus cuisine in my mouth.

by G-Factory January 11, 2015

smorgasmbord

Where you actually climax in heady delight from seeing da copiously-varied menu at a leftovers-feast.

My girlfriend and I always make sure to "per-exhaust" our reproductive organs by sharing a major bouncy-bouncy immediately before heading over to da buffet-table, so dat neither of us risks having a noisy/messy smorgasmbord when we survey that luscious-looking array of tasty culinary delights.

by QuacksO April 11, 2020

sporgasm

to have an uncontrolable sudden orgasm that pretty much rocks, but is awkward for those around you

when that guy walked by i completely had a sporgasm

"What the hell was that?"
"my bad, sporgasm"

by Kojo March 1, 2007

Storgasm

The act of making a mess in one's pants while shopping for bargains.

I was looking for new shoes and surprisingly storgasmed.

by Sliim Shaady xz April 25, 2010

Smorgasm

(smor'gaz'em) noun. Conjunction of the words smiley and orgasm; as evidenced by an excessively happy physical release; a sudden but extremely gratifying moment, other forms include smorgasmic, smorgasming, smorgasmed. Should be noted also considered yummy like s'mores and repeated orgasms can be requested as give me s'more.

I had such a smorgasm and I can't stop smiling!!

by smileykisses January 22, 2011

Sportgasm

occurs when a sport commentator masturbates

Radio: "We're five minutes in, and the right hand is beginning to get tired now...they're gonna sub in the left hand any minute now. Wow!! What a flawless transition from the right to left hand! Now the left hand prepares for the finisher, and he slams down in one beautiful action, which is why he is a profesional. And WHITE FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Dan: I didn't know Dick Vital does a sportgasm show.

by No Pants Man August 29, 2012