Sphere Shagger

Someone who bangs on about how the earth is round and not flat, normally employed by NASA to try hide the truth

NASA-“The earth is clearly round haven’t you seen the pictures”
Flat Earther-“Shut the fuck up you SPHERE SHAGGER!”

by FlatEarther1994 May 27, 2018

Spherate

To form into the shape of a sphere.

"Try to spherate your words before vomiting them out." ~Zach

by airplaner January 19, 2019

Sperdo

A stupid meme about someone who likes to ditch friends and take their stuff

"you're such a sperdo man"

by bma_1001 May 8, 2019

Sherder

Another word for shepherd

“I’m a sheep herder person”
“Why don’t you use the word derived from those two words “
“What a sherder”

by Danny-big-blocks October 4, 2021

on sphere

Like on point, but used for things that are not pointy/tipped.

Person: Oh, her boobs are on sphere!

by Elyn5 August 6, 2016

Packing Spheres

Packing Spheres occurs when a child under 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 2 Diopter OR When a person over 10 has a spherical equivalent eyeglass prescription in at least one eye stronger than + or - 6 Diopter.

Dude. My Granddaughter just got back with her new glasses from the optician. I'm glad she has good glasses now...that kid is really Packing Spheres!

by Rambler Man June 10, 2021

sharp as a sphere

Someone who is not too sharp, smart, clever, or anywhere near brainiac status.

Gill: Oh, I see you got your laces into your new shoes, Kev. Good Job!!
Kev: It was no problem, Gill. I remembered from last time.
Gill: You sure are as sharp as a sphere!
Kev: You bet I am! Now help me tie my new shoes.

by von groovy July 21, 2017