Sardonic

Implies scorn, mockery, or derision that is manifested by either verbal or facial expression.

Two sisters are talking older sister says " I am sooo special!" Little sister smiles a wicked smile and says "Yes, you ARE special, now go get your helmet your lil' bus in here!" Wow, the older sisters friends say " Your lil' sister is soooo Sardonic"...

by M.Boyle April 24, 2007

Sardarni

- a classy Punjabi Sikh girl. who is proud to be Sikh and Punjabi. carry's herself very well, also can be referred as a princess.

I met a girl from Punjab and she is one hot Sardarni.

by ChocolateM November 20, 2010

Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine

Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor

by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018

Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.

Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.

by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008

ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.

Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

sardinepeen

One who's penis is small and insignificant, and causes no pleasure.

That boy I tapped last night was a total sardinepeen.

by K.Chaos January 27, 2009

sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

by Tyler Durden January 31, 2004