mace spanner

A turd that spans from edge to edge of the toilet and isn’t touching the water. The mace portion of the definition comes from the undigested peanut chunks sticking out the length of the turd!

Honey, get a tape measure so we can measure my mace spanner in the shitter before we chop it up and flush it!

by Cryptic dude December 20, 2017

Charcoal Spanner

Also known as Charlotte Spencer, she is known to spend over 70% of her school time on her phone in the bathroom with her friends, taking mirror selfies which rarely show her face, as it is either always covered by her phone, or her hand. She also has a tendency to put a ask me anything x box on her instagram story, normally 3-4 times per week. It is also rumor to her having a crush on a teacher named Derek Jennison. She is always flirting and taking pictures of him.

Is that Charcoal Spanner flirting with Mr Jennison again? What a ho.

by Mooscula April 5, 2019

winkle spanner

Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up

Dom you absolute winkle spanner

by AL2001 July 6, 2023

Scran Spanner

Anything that is used to consume one's scran (food). Examples would be: Fork, Knife, Spoon, Chop Sticks

Yo, mate could you pass me a 'Scran Spanner' for my pasta.

by scran'o'clock January 31, 2021

bent spanner

A bent spanner is a penis that is so long and bent out of shale that a person with a bent spanner can use it to touch their own anal cavity when erect.

My friend has a bent spanner

by Ieatpineapple October 15, 2017

red spanner

Oxy-acetylene torch/welder. Called a red spanner due to its versatility.

Go and get the red spanner to cut that piece of bar

I used the red spanner to weld that bit of pipe

by mickwheelz July 13, 2009

mind spanner

A term used to describe a poor level of workmanship in regard to tightening nuts or other attatchments of that nature.

Person B: "WTF the suspension leg has fallen off?"
Person E: "well its not my fault, i tightened it myself"
Person L: "with what, your fucking mind spanner?"

by Andy Mofflet July 25, 2006