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Get the Spaniel mug.A cocker spaniel is a type if dog that used to be hunting dogsthe are part of the spaniel community. The color of there skin color can be tan, brown black, or gray.
by Rebecca Fermantino January 27, 2018
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So I was fucking Jake Paul in the butt and prolapsed his anus. So I thought this was the most opportune time to give him a purple cocker spaniel.
by The_Magic_Turtle August 7, 2021
Get the Purple cocker spaniel mug.Australian slang for true believer of conspiracies (initially anti-vaxxer, now more wider harmful conspiracist, see “cooker” for common originating definition).
A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.
Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.
Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.
Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.
Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam
Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.
Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.
They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
A person who is so far from reality, that they worship harmful agents that act against their interests with wide spaniel eyes of adoration.
Vehemently opposed to reason, data, and experts.
Cooker spaniels much prefer in believing in false prophets, extreme right politics, extreme left politics, shills, propagandists, and “do your own research”. This is research in which they have at best, heard the term mentioned by various other conspiracists, and believe in with complete unquestioning faith.
Often seen posting misinformation on social media platforms, not just as a follower, but a leading light in their “alternative facts” world.
Highly prised asset of Hostile Intelligence Security Services (HISS) from diametrically opposing regimes of their country of domicile. This includes for Western Unipolar world bad actors such as:
* Belarus
* China
* Iran
* ISIS
* North Korea
* Russian Federation
* Syria
* Venezuela
* Vietnam
Female cooker spaniels are willing enablers and subservient to male cooker spaniels, worshiping their “alpha male”.
Male cooker spaniels identify by calling themselves “alpha male”, “patriotic”, “sovereign citizen”, “MAGA”, and “virile”.
They may have more than one tee-shirt with the self identifying motto “unvaxxed waxed and ready to climax”.
Wow! Did you see that cooker spaniel in the front row of the One Nation Party TV advert with all the placards?
by Unvaxxed Waxed & Climax March 11, 2023
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by EdowRobertScissorsaDownSyndrom May 19, 2025
Get the Cocker Spaniel mug.A spaniel boyfriend is a type of person/significant other characterized by the energy/vibes of a spaniel. Spaniels are not quite the same as golden-retriever boyfriend, but similar loyal, happy vibes.
Like gun-dog breeds, this person might require more active, outdoorsy kinds of adventure. Deeply intelligent but also endearingly slow at times. These people are slower to trust and can be independent (though ironically, when they do get close to you are even more eager to be around you than anything). They take longer to mature and are truly kids at heart, but are emotionally advanced when they need to be.
They are compatible with: orange cat, calico cat, golden retriever energy
Like gun-dog breeds, this person might require more active, outdoorsy kinds of adventure. Deeply intelligent but also endearingly slow at times. These people are slower to trust and can be independent (though ironically, when they do get close to you are even more eager to be around you than anything). They take longer to mature and are truly kids at heart, but are emotionally advanced when they need to be.
They are compatible with: orange cat, calico cat, golden retriever energy
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