Spaktard

A spaktard is a spastic and a retard mixed together

Look at that man. He is such a spaktard

by Charlie Hutchins April 12, 2017

Spaztard

When someone is so stupid that they deserve to be called more than a retard or a spaz it’s a spaztard

Omg u look an absolute spaztard

by K1ngy2004 October 31, 2018

Spacktard

Cross between a spastic and a retard, with less chance of social media ban!

Shut you you stupid spacktard

by welshj93 September 1, 2022

Spectardespondentphobia

{Spectar=to watch, despondent=in sadness, phobia=fear of}

The fear of watching in misery as you are replaced, but being forced to stay around because you can't forget everything you've been through. Then you suffer in silence, watching as you're slowly forgotten, unable to do anything because you can't move on

Joe: One day, I know we will end, and it will hurt because she means so much to me, but I don't think I would be able to

move on after that. She'll continue life, and I'll be stuck with her in my head, never finding love again.

Thomas: Dude, you've got spectardespondentphobia. You're so focused on being scared of a future where she forgets you,

that you push yourself away, only hurting both of you.

by GhostWriter52 September 11, 2022

Spamtard

Someone who loves spamton....a bit too much.

Guy: ayo bro, guy 3 is a spamtard!!!
Guy 2: i agree!!

by The original sillygirl.png January 6, 2023

spacktard

a cross between a spastic and a retard, often used as it doesnt get picked up by facebook and instagram as "offensive"

did you see Jordan Pickford in goal last night? that man is a complete and utter spacktard.

by welshj93 December 11, 2023

SpicTard

Someone of Mexican origin that is simply just retarded.

That Spictard doesn't know his right from his left.

by Shmobamba December 19, 2023