sockpuppet

An account used by someone unfairly banned by a biased, abusive or just plain asshole moderator to defy the ban and return to the forums.

After the mods on SJG let Paladin and Koltar flame democrats and liberals, then banned me for speaking against republicans and conservatives, I went through a proxy to sockpuppet back in since it was bullshit to ban someone for attacking conservatives but not for attacking liberals.

by professor tanhauser July 30, 2011

suckpuppet

Secondary online identity used primarily to interact in a positive way with its owner's primary online identity.

Donkeytale's suckpuppet hoes everything he sez cuz it's his wigga.

by fritzcat June 16, 2009

sockpuppeting

When you fist someone so deep you can control them like a sock puppet.

Jim: Last night, I fisted Emma so deep that I could control her like a sock puppet.
Matt: Sockpuppeting sounds gross.

by Brawbag November 24, 2016

South Carolina Sockpuppet

the act of cumming countless times into a sock, letting it grow mold, and proceeding to slap someone unconscious with it whilst inserting the unholy item up their anal cavity

tom made a south carolina sockpuppet with his bros. they all complained about their ass hurting in the morning.

by The Name October 3, 2022

Sockpuppet

When you beat off in to one of your socks while it is inside out. Then discard it in the laundry basket. Then you or someone else reaches in to turn it right side out for wash and the find the sock puppet.

I found a sockpuppet in the laundry last night. I don't think it was mine.

by TheHamm June 11, 2018

Slut Sockpuppet

A girl who decides one day to leave her BF for another guy.
Uses the next BF for a week, leaves him.
Uses the next BF for 3 days, leaves him.

......after about a good month, you find out she's gone with 10 guys. and alot of unknown explanations.

In other words, the theory of using guys to get w/e you want -whether physically, materially, mentally etc- and discarding them like a sock after its used.

Dude, OMG. She's such a freakin slut sockpuppet.

by ShadowSparkleeNinja May 6, 2008

canadian sockpuppet

The act of sticking ones hand up a women's anus so far you can control her body movements

I gave her a Canadian Sockpuppet last night, she is still shaking

by B0RNK1N9 November 3, 2017