Snuffleupagus

The male equivalent of motor-boating. When one puts their head in a man’s crotch, while he is not erect, and wiggles one's mouth around the pack of meat, using tongue when it is seen fit. This should arouse the man and, once arousal occurs, an elephant trumpeting sound must be made to signal triumph.

Dante gave Randal a snuffleupagus last night. You could hear Dante trumpting from across the street.

by Bugga Bear March 3, 2009

Snuffle

An extreme form of snuggling, potentially causing severe injury or death to the recipient.

1. After returning home from work, I found my kitty dead, snuffled to death.

2. I couldn't help it! It was so soft I had to snuffle it! I never knew it would turn out like this!

3. Even though it killed the kitty, it was so worth it.

by S. H. G. March 10, 2009

snuffle fluff

the polite way to call someone fat, usually used for people bigger than you who will totally beat the living shit out of you.

kid: hey do you think pauls a tad snuffle fluffy?

kid39: yea.

kid: yea

by FINLANDIZTHEBOMB March 18, 2009

snuffle rub

The discovery of masturbation by an infant who has no concept of sex.

I'm off upstairs for a snuffle rub.

by manicmine2000 April 15, 2016

snuffleupagustress

Snuffleupagus
But with no pp

Yo snuffleupagus, is that your sister snuffleupagustress?

by CockroachEater98 August 14, 2019

snufflepluffer

a snufflepluffer is a crappy insult meaning that you have been a brat, jerk, or other not nice words. also this is a word for people that like to make people confused/mad/any thing else.

that snufflepluffer took my fruit snacks!

by the pink-haired pan January 14, 2020

Snuffleupagus

When your partner falls asleep and you take a selfie with your cock and ball's over her face making a resemblance to Seasame Streets character of the same name.

Bro 1: Dude you have to see this pic I took of this chick I banged last night. Look...

Bro 2: Fuck man, she looks like Snuffleupagus, but dude I didn't need to see your dick.

by KnowItAll1979 May 7, 2022