snowtarded

Those who have no clue how to drive/function in the snow, especially near Ft. Drum NY. These people are usually of southern origin

"OMG, I'm only going 55 and the car is sliding everywhere!"

"Dude, are you really that snowtarded?"

by meganlea December 23, 2008

Snowcap

(V) To empty the contents of your seminal vessicle (ie; your load) onto the tip of the recipient's waiting terd. Similar to the snow on the top of a distant mountain peak. This act is preferably performed internally.

(N) The semen that comes to rest upon the pointed tip of a waiting terd. Suggesting the appearence of a distant, snowy mountain peak.

2. The result of anal sex.

Shaniqua let me snowcap one of her sixteen-ouncers thursday night.

Her sister didn't know what a snowcap was until I showed her.

by Bruce B November 9, 2003

snowcard

the coolest person around but also a memer

snowcard is hella cool

by meme-destroyer April 25, 2014

pissing on a snowcap

The act of having sex with a woman, pulling out before you ejaculate then having an orgasm on her breasts. The final coup de gras is to urinate your name onto your splooge.

Credit to Special Ed of A Whole Lotta Rosie

Man, my ho wanted me to last longer so I pulled out and tried to hold off but I came. She didn't like it so I showed her by pissing on a snowcap.

by obvy January 16, 2010

Snowcap

when you cum in a girls mouth and she comes up to give you kiss on the mouth

After my girlfriend gave me head and i busted it in her mouth, she tried to come up and give me a snowcap. i said fuck that.

by dubtizzle April 17, 2006

Snowcap

The result of an almost funny, though not quite, joke.

Originated from a mishearing of the term "slow clap", subsequently snowballing into an indiscriminate laugh fest of proportions unbelievable.

Him: You could wax and get a nic fix at the same time... circle by circle.
Her: Oh, snowcap dude. Snowcap.

by eclective July 4, 2009

Snowcap

An elderly person that drives poorly.

This fucking snowcap in front of me is weaving allover the place and going 10 mph under the speed limit!

by Billie Byrd March 26, 2009