shomit

when you simultaneously shit and vomit

danny devito sashayed in and i was literally about to shomit

by dannydevitoes October 17, 2019

Shomit

When you shit and vomit at the same time.

I was feeling seeing so i went to the toilet and shamit(past perfect of shomit) myself instead of just vomiting.

by Galgor November 14, 2019

Shomit

When someone shits and vomits at the same time.

He was sitting on the toilet and had a shomit.

by Spicysauceboss November 14, 2019

Snoit

A nose ... a schnaz that comes to a point .

That guy has a really large snoit .

by Snoit May 10, 2020

soomite

juan.

this bitch is really falling for a soomite.

by hehezwag October 1, 2020

Shomit

When one throws up and shits at the same time, either in their pants or on a toilet. (SH-it, v-OMIT)

Last week I drank so much at the club I accidentally shomited at the bar in front of everyone.

Go Team Shomit!

by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021

Shomit

When you vomit and shit at the same time, either in your pants or on a toilet / public space. (SH-it, v-OMIT)

Last week at the club I drank so much I lost control of my bodily functions and had a Shomit all over the bar.

Go team Shomit!

by A Devout Follower. April 1, 2021