cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

Sniggerdoodle

A term used by white fuckfaces who are scared to say the N word but want to scream it and run off giggling.

Timmy ran through the hallway screaming I hate SNIGGERDOODLES with his fuckface brother Johnny

by Fatkidnazieatingpickles&moms10 April 27, 2019

snookered

The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.

That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered.

by DGarrard January 14, 2010

snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

snookered

That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!

Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered.

by Peas and Gravy August 23, 2009

Snoogered

When you cuddled with your girlfriend but you have a cold

Me and wife didn't feel good so we just stayed home and snoogered all night

by Iadorable willis June 16, 2022