Text sniffer

When someone snags your phone and and spies through your texts.

Dad, get away from my phone, you text sniffer!

by Killer-Cam July 15, 2019

Tinder shape shifter

(n) A very fat or large girl on Tinder who uses a very flattering profile picture to lure men (or women) in. The ruse often goes undiscovered until a further perusing of the profile after a match is made. Some may choose to unmatch, or will feel to guilty to do so. Tinder shape shifters, when matched, will often message their potential mates first.

Man 1: "dude check this new Tinder match out, she's hot as hell!"
Man 2: "look closer at her profile my friend, she is actually a Tinder shape shifter"
Man 1: "nooooo! How did you know this?"
Man 2: "because...I too have matched with her"
*both hang heads in shame*

by dtay87 July 1, 2015

Bung Sniffer

A wise and lucky man who's wife or female friend allows him to place her on all fours and be behind her. Spread her asscheeks wide and gently apply his nose above her stink star and slowly inhale the aroma and scent of her gumhole while he jerks off enjoying her funky, anal scent, pumping his rock hard cock until he blows a large gummy load.

Hank: Hey Dirk! You Seem Mighty relaxed today.
Dirk: Yeah, I had a good time last night.
Hank: You got laid?
Dirk: No, I wanted to have sex but she didn't, at least she let me be a Bung Sniffer.

by The King Cornholer April 6, 2008

Pistol Shifter

To present something more favorable than it actually is.

Or to hide imperfections.
Comes from a pistol, or a dick, who is being shifty, shifter.

Goes to in-n-out: You pistol shifters are front loading the beef!

by _xanti_r August 8, 2019

sniffer row

Front row at a stripper bar.

We always goto the sniffer row at the bar, it's the best.

by hackaxle November 1, 2003

Hair Sniffer

An individual who has a fetish for sniffing peoples hair. The habitual hair sniffer will often try to sneak a sniff or whiff any chance they have. The hair sniffer thinks he is being covert, but the victim is left disgusted and violated.

There is senile old man who was just at the white-house, he was seen groping children and sniffing their hair, we call him the hair sniffer

by HideYOURkids-BIDENisINtown November 21, 2020

snarf sniffer

To pass gas and then try to smell it. To smell your own fart.

If you know what you ate by smelling your own fart, then your a snarf sniffer.

by samiam6977 January 17, 2009