The Bongo Snatcher is a giant creature the size of ten huge muscle men with a bean bag shaped body and thousands of tiny feet that go up’s it’s back. It’s got two frightening horns of stitched human flesh of many ethnicities and a billy goat beard and a second jaw which protrudes from its chin. That jaw it like a tub of acid and every time something falls in it the teeth on top close and lock you inside. On its sides it has a child sack were it keeps the baby fetuses. But the most terrorous part is the enormous fear inducing wang, uncircumcised of course. It’s a hook shape and can steal your woman and penetrate her with the force of a thousand trojan warriors.
Karen, put Timmy in the cage, the Bongo Snatcher is coming.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
I lost my virginity at the age of seven to the fear inducing wang of the bongo snatcher.
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Antonyms- a normal person with decent moral standards
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Antonyms- a normal person with decent moral standards
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