Snarf

A mythical creature that never leaves their room because it is playing World of Warcraft. They are usually hairy and short, but make up for it in attitude. Their special power is to be super socially awkward and creepy at the worst possible times.
Andrew is a super snarf!

Yea, I hear he snarfed all over his keyboard when you walked in!
by Lion-Ooooh April 27, 2011
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Snarf;
1. A person who has too much free time on his hands and chooses not to do anything.

2. A person that is annoying you constantly.
Hey, Don't be a snarf, your pissing me off.

Dude your such a snarf, go get some friends and do something useful.
by ManyNames101 August 05, 2009
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Snarfing (v): The weird semi-snorting noise you make when you're going down on a chick and you're trying to breathe through your nose but you can't quite because the flaps keep getting in the way
Go snarf yourself, bitch
by wordanon April 11, 2009
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An unfortunate consequence of inhaling too hard whilst administering fellatio, resulting in the imbibing of both phallus and testes. Often to painful results, i.e. screaming.
This ho was givin' me a blow job, and she sucked so hard she 'effin snarfed me! So I snuffed her in the face!
by OhGodHelpIveBeenSnarfed November 19, 2008
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the anal hole, often referred to in intercourse
"dude she bent down and i totally did it up her snarf"
by =_= noob January 06, 2009
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South Jersey(Margate) (n)- Slang term for a cigarette
Yo you tryin to bust a snarf.
lets go snarf a riff.
by Alex Sacchetti November 30, 2007
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A word spoken in frustration or for no reason at all. Usually preceeded by a hrrrmm or a mmm and spoken in an alien voice.
Ryan: Tara go do that Shit.

Tara: hrrrrmm...snarf snarf...
by Tara the G June 24, 2005
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