Snail Trail

When someone’s pee lands on the floor in stead of in the toilet/urinal

“Looks like someone left a snail trail over here next to the toilet.”

by DiarrheaDan August 23, 2019

snail trail

When someone is fucked so much in the asshole and are filled with so much cum, that when they can walk a trail of cum is secreted resembling that of a snail's trail.

In prison, John's nickname was "snail trail", for the trail of cum he left on the ground as he slowly walked around.

by Bobbith E. Jordan February 10, 2008

Snail Trail

When a female wipes off her vagina juices on to her hand, then smears it down her lover's face.

Guy 1: "Do you like getting snail trails?"

Guy 2: "Sure do. I love my face getting wet with vagina juice!"

by jaam121388 December 4, 2010

snail trail

The infamous "Snail trail" or more acurately, the avoidance of said trail, is why GaWd gave women legs...

Adam: "Oh Eve, why I havent slipped in a snail trail since you got way taller."
Eve: "Yes, and now I can reach those apples."

by CunningLinguist January 5, 2005

snail trail

Aussie slang for snail track

Tracey did the splits and left a snail trail.

by mick mott January 2, 2009

Mendocino Snail Trail

When you drag your sweaty ballsack across someone's forehead, causing a trail of sweat across their face.

"Dude you should tea bag that guy he's really pissing me off"

"Naw, I'll just give him a mendocino snail trail, my nuts were getting hot anyway."

by Mike (Chunky the monkey) January 14, 2009

Snail Trail

A woman takes a long time getting from point A to point B, therefore leaving 1 or more gentlemen on hold.

My lady friend said she had to pee before leaving. It took about 10 minutes for her to finally show. Slow as a snail trail I would say.

by Mayack419 April 10, 2010