Smurf Dope

"Smurf Dope" reffers to methamphetamine that has a shade of blue. The cause of the crystalline substance (in this case methamphetamine) having that of a blue shade to it is the biproduct of methylamine being used as an alternative & higher quality ingredient.

"Smurf Dope" is blue crystalline methamphetamine

by Tokeaboutit August 26, 2013

yung smurf

Bella Thorne during her terrible, cringeworthy and disturbing goth phase. She has dyed her hair blue, wears a gem on her nose and puts glitter all over her face. Dear lord #helpbellathorne #savethesmurfs

"Hi I'm a yung smurf and I like blue things!"

by rawrmeister February 2, 2017

SMUFO

SMUFO is the ad libbed acronym for the Sunday Morning Union of Fun and Orgasm, a spontaneous event that has become an institution.

Smufo is an ancient human activity, that some behaviorists have noted occurs throughout the natural (animal) world. Until recently Smufo was an undefined act of physical bonding between two humans (animals) involving touching, holding, fondling and other tender physical ideas that popped into either the Smufee's or Smufor's head.

After weeks apart, Uma looks forward to some serious smufo activity with her lover, Groper.

by Uma Groper March 1, 2010

smurfing a turd

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010

smurfuckintastic

A sarcastic phrase used to describe how you feel, usually used by people who wear blue coveralls to work, and especially if they also wear a white hard hat, and are hot and miserable.

Imagine Olin walking around a hot, smelly factory, sweltering in the heat, since in addition to it being 95 F and humid in the plant, he's also wearing a white hard hat and blue coveralls.

- Olin. what's up dude, how are you?

- I'm smurfuckintastic!

by Think Amaar November 14, 2011

Smurfy Sanchez

When your doing a chick doggie-style, in a 'Honey Bucket', and you dip 2 fingers into the blue water, and pull it across her upper llip.

I was at the concert, when I hooked-up with this drunk chick, and I gave her the ole' "Smurfy Sanchez!"

by The Seedy G July 26, 2011

Smurf Juice

A mix of Chempak Nitrogen and Calcium feeds for plants, from seedling stage to fully grown.

Smurf Juice has boosted my chillies already!

by Papa Taf March 10, 2019