smunchin

Munching, or "eating out" a smurf.

Bill- "Hey Tim, how was your date with Smurfette last night?"

Tim- "It was pretty swell, after dinner i tool her back to my place and did some smunching. She wailed like an ox."

by The Pimp's Bologna February 23, 2008

slinching

To consume alcohol at a rate of 1/12 of an average college students drinking rate. 1/12 of a slug equals a slinch.

Kid was saying he was gonna be slugging all night. He's still slinching on his first beer

by Boonster30 April 10, 2011

Munching butthole

This means that you smell really bad or have stanky breath!

Rowin "Hey how are you?"

Bailey " OMG you munching butthole, get away you smell like s***!!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 7, 2013

scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.

Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.

by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009

muff munching

The art of applying cunnilingus to a particularly hairy minge.

I was having a rather expensive meal with my family, when suddenly my little sister spied a couple of tramps munching the muff of a dead woman.

by egnaro May 23, 2005

Faggot-munching queermo

The worst object in a group. Also the bitch of a group.

In Hip-Hop, the beatboxers are the faggot-munching queermos of the genre.

by LanceFaithAceSFX June 27, 2010

smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication

"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."

by fu_manchu January 30, 2010