smishen

discomfort to or of the ball sack; the sticking or adhesiveness betwixt the ball sack and the thighs; swollen feeling betwixt the ball sack and thighs, or rejection by the ball sack to the interior of one's trousers

After the rock concert, Jimmy is smishen in his new pants, they must not fit well.

by Yanceystate January 4, 2010

Smashyfaced

When you're a little more than smashed but a little less than shitfaced, you're ready to party.

After a few drinks at the pub, Matt was feeling a little smashyfaced and ready to party like a rockstar.

by PartyMatt May 9, 2018

Shishy Kebab

Only the coolest, most awesome youtube channel in the world ever!!!

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Watching YouTube.
Dude 1: Epic, who?
Dude 2: Shishy Kebab!!!
Dude 1: Awesome, I love that guy, I'm going to watch some too!

by YouTube Review November 2, 2020

Smashy mouth

When she doesn't shut up he smacks her in the mouth.

She's talking too much so he says shut up or you'll get the smashy mouth

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

Japan 4 Smish Smar

Term Used from Freddy Got Fingered. Used to Randomly Sidtrack a person for a getaway.

Guard: "Hey You!..Stop!"
Person:" Japan 4 Smish Smar"
Guard: "Huh?!"

by H.R. Puff-n-Stuff January 12, 2010

smoshy

It means being cozy with someone at all times (make out, lots of hugs and kiss ) also PDA. Smosh with a person

Kate loves to get all smoshy with mike in math class

I love getting smoshy smoshy with my girl in the movies

by buzrash February 9, 2014