Smegma

A cheese-like substance. Usually sticky, gooey, or a yellow color. My dad made this word when he spilled some on his shirt.

"Aw man! I got smegma all over my new shirt!"

by Steph Noneofyourbusiness April 15, 2010

Smegma

Something Mr.Ebner definitely love eating at night. Especially with his underage boyfriend.

Person 1: bro I got a very bad case of smegma
Mr.Ebner: ayo save that for me for later, you know I love smegma

by DigBickAddy May 29, 2019

smegma

dick cheese, forms when one doesnt, wash penis.

Ew look at that gross tranny, that thing probably has so much smegma.

by coochie__slayer6969 October 23, 2018

Smegma

I derogatory or insulting way to describe someone who is white or caucasian. It is insulting because it compares white people with the foul smelling skin condition that can accumulatate under the foreskin of a male penis. Smegma or dick cheese is "white".

Don't worry he is a Smegma, he can't help but be ignorant, arrogant, and overbearing all at once. He was born like that.

Sorry he is so judgemental, he is of the Smegma race.

by Ravalicious July 11, 2008

smegma

An abstract small unit of measure, meaning just a little bit or not too much of an object or item.

"Im pretty full, just give me a smegma or two of those green beans."

by shayshayp April 01, 2009

Smegma

a substitute for the filler use of the words “like” or “um”. Used to decrease reliance on filler words

“What was the name of that movie?”
“I think it was...smegma...Sicario 2”

by sjendieosneb April 19, 2020

Smegma Male

A guy who is so in to NOFAP that that smegma starts coming out of his penis .

Have you heard ? Emil hasn't masturbated for 2 week now .

Yeah he has become a true smegma male .

by Hanza30 August 12, 2021