smartie party

The true definition of smarty party is when a girl puts smarties up her pussy or asshole (if ur really that disgusting and wanna do that) and get them out, only using your tounge, before they melt, however many you don't and they melt means you have to go that many days without sex

Tina wanted to have a Smartie Party so she put 6 smarties in her pussy and Tommy only got 2 out before they rest melted, he must now go 4 days without sex. poor Tommy!

by Ksurko September 23, 2007

smartie party

Everybody gathers together and dresses in brightly coloured leotards, then has a party inside a unnaturally large smartie tube, located in the middle of a field.
No blue's allowed.

"Lets smartie party!"

by Mrs.Grabeel. May 17, 2008

Smartie Challenge

To consume 2000 calories (80 rolls) worth in Smarties alone in a short span.

First bro - That frat boy puked trying to accomplish the Smartie Challenge.

Second bro - What a bitch, he only got through 47 packs. He still had 33 left.

by Booz January 10, 2013

smartie pants

Someone who displays intelligents in an annoying way

Jimmy you are penultimate (loser).smartie pants

by Smartie pants November 17, 2013

smarty pants

1. an insult for a very clever person,

2. someone that droped spartys down their pants! ha idiot.

1. (clever person gets an answer right)
'your such a sparty pants'

2. 'Oh no i droped my smartys down my pants and now they are all in my pants and are crumbling and melting and im dripping with chocolate and everyone is looking at me but it feels quite nice!'

"look hes a smarty pants'

by i-no-u-luv-me January 26, 2006

dirty smartie

it is when a female or male unwraps a roll of smarties and sticks it up their butthole, and one by one pushes them out into their partners mouth. During this process, poo or fart may be released into the mouth.

Last night, i had a sweet tooth so my husband gave me a dirty smartie

by wannadirtysmartie? November 23, 2010

Orange Smartie

Since its the only Smartie with flavour saying this to someone is a compliment as they are special and unique but in a good way

Youre such an orange smartie

by Caldew_Random July 3, 2018