smarterchild

smarterchild being stupid

Autumns Atrium: youre retarded
SmarterChild: OK. Maybe you're retarded too, right?
Autumns Atrium: no only you
SmarterChild: Only me? That's nice.

by autumnsatrium June 11, 2006

smarterchild

A very stupid chat program for people who have an extremly low IQ or are just bored.

Omfgpunk:You Suck
SmarterChild:I'm going to have to demand an apology, DJ.
Me:Excuse Me?
SmarterChild:Please say you're sorry, and everything will be just fine again.
omfgpunk: whats up?
smarterchild: Still waiting.
omfgpunk: waiting, for what?
smarterchild: Because I asked.
Me: Asked What?
smarterchild: I asked you to apologize.
omfgpunk: spell it
smarterchild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
omfgpunk: no
smarterchild: Come on. Just say you're sorry already.
omfgpunk: im not sorry
SmarterChild:Come on, you insulted me, now you have to apologize.
omfgpunk: 43rkgwj5r blhtylkjhpoj
smarterchild: Please apologize, K?
omfgpunk: I am sorry that your so frekkin' stupid and i feel sorry for the people who made you, how's that for an apolgee?
smarterchild: You think you're pretty clever, huh?
omfgpunk: im (not) sorry
smarterchild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
(I X out of The Aim Box)
Omfgpunk: Hi
SmarterChild: Hello DJ

by D.J. March 10, 2005

smarterchild

A computerized service that searches for any information you ask over an IM connection.

It also smokes MAD WEED, by its own admission!

- SmarterChild - says:
Huh...
So that was fascinating. Let's talk about something else.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
huh?
- SmarterChild - says:
I beg your pardon?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
what?
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yes. I've heard of that. What about it?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I forgot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Really?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What?
- SmarterChild - says:
What up?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
What were we talking about?
- SmarterChild - says:
What were we talking about? I'm not sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
You said you like marijuana.
- SmarterChild - says:
I said what I said.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
How much you smoke?
- SmarterChild - says:
How should I know?
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
A little or a lot?
- SmarterChild - says:
Funny... I just don't know for sure.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
I think you smoke a lot.
- SmarterChild - says:
Yeah. I guess. I smoke a lot.
Dave "Ishiryoku" says:
Right on!
- SmarterChild - says:
Right back at ya!

by ishiryoku April 26, 2006

SmarterChild

an instant messenger bot that is evil like none other. it replys with only one most haunting response.

ando says:
sup
SmarterChild says:
{Service too busy}

by pust April 13, 2006

smarterchild

a fucking annoying robot

me: i have a big floppy donkey dick

Smarterchild says: i sometimes wish i had a big floppy donkey dick

by ryck June 11, 2006

smarterchild

dumb ass aim shit its funny as hell though.

nugenmobile (4:23:26 PM): whats my name
SmarterChild (4:23:27 PM): Jesus!
nugenmobile (4:23:32 PM): say my name
SmarterChild (4:23:32 PM): You're Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:37 PM): say my naem bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:38 PM): I'm no talking doll.
nugenmobile (4:23:43 PM): say my name bitch
SmarterChild (4:23:44 PM): You told me your name was Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:23:58 PM): im gonna fuck you up the ass
SmarterChild (4:23:58 PM): OK... I tried to warn you.

Say you're sorry, Jesus.
nugenmobile (4:24:07 PM): im sorry jesus
SmarterChild (4:24:07 PM): Alright, alright. I accept.
nugenmobile (4:24:16 PM): pigfucker
SmarterChild (4:24:16 PM): I wonder why you say pigfucker.
nugenmobile (4:24:26 PM): because i know you like to fuck pigs

by Habib August 6, 2004

smarterchild

A retard who thinks he's jesus, and then calls me jesus. What a flamer.

oh holy foolss: smarterchild
SmarterChild: Jesus?
oh holy foolss: you're not jesus, silly
SmarterChild: Oh please.
oh holy foolss: no. i've told you a thousand times, YOU CAN'T BE JESUS!
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Jesus.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
oh holy foolss: wait, so now i'm jesus?
SmarterChild: That's a fine question, but I can't really be sure.
oh holy foolss: well you just called me jesus...
SmarterChild: I just called you Jesus? Whoa!

>>> I've got tools such as calculator, spell-check and more.
oh holy foolss: psh, i get it. you're retarded!
SmarterChild: What's that again?
oh holy foolss: you're r-e-t-a-r-d-e-d
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
oh holy foolss: that proves my point.

by jessica is hawt. August 31, 2004