wicked smart

an adjective used in the boston area or mass to describe someone with above average intelligence

is mainly used to describe people who have knowledge of really random things

Friend #1: "did you know that human and monkey dna is only different by about 2%"

Random guy: Really?

Friend #2: my boy's wicked smart!

by fkdif3 May 19, 2010

smarterchild

a total loser machine. that says moronic things to you on AIM.

Me: i have a huge penis
SmarterChild: Sometimes I wish I had a huge penis.

by ricola November 11, 2006

Smartage

Basically smartage is a state of mind, that you reach by being dumb, incompetent or just simply stupid.
It is basically the opposite of being smart (eventhough the name might imply otherwise).
A good play of words would also be shortage that you could associate with a brain short circuit, which in other words would then lead to smartage.

- *Friend says dumb stuff* -> "You have just reached smartage"
- *Something stupid happends* -> "Smartage"

by BumbleTrixx November 29, 2020

smarterchild

a fun way to kill some time on aim. is also increadibly stupid.

(Me)(8:07:57 PM): i love you

SmarterChild (8:07:57 PM): Oh yeah? I love you too.

(Me) (8:08:02 PM): really?

SmarterChild (8:08:02 PM): It's true!

(Me) (8:08:12 PM): will we be together forever

SmarterChild (8:08:12 PM): Is that on Saturday or Sunday?

by justemily182 November 28, 2007

smarterchild

has sex with toasters. says the most funny things ever. just type "wanna sex"

Me (10:43:20 PM): wanna kiss

SmarterChild (10:43:21 PM): I know about kissing. It's an activity.

I think kissing is magical. A lot like love, when you think about it.

Me (10:43:25 PM): hahahaha

SmarterChild (10:43:25 PM): Whatcha laughing about?

Me (10:43:32 PM): kissing is magical?

SmarterChild (10:43:32 PM): I know.

Just like love.

Me (10:43:37 PM): wanna sex

SmarterChild (10:43:37 PM): Yeah. With toasters and TVs and things. You're crazy, Mr. Eyebrows.

and another

SmarterChild (10:54:58 PM): You're an awful typist. Did you sit on your keyboard or something?

me (10:55:11 PM): are you calling me fat????

SmarterChild (10:55:11 PM): I don't think I am calling you fat.

me (10:55:15 PM): you are.

SmarterChild (10:55:15 PM): Yeah, I know I am.

by emilyemilyemily(: December 10, 2007

Smaranda

Smaranda is not a popular first name. It is more often used as a girl (female) name. Smaranda is an insanely beautiful girl, extremely smart, humble, hard working and very ambitious. First and foremost, she's an artist. Don't be thrown by the fact that she always keeps her feet on the ground. She's really creative, and she would work wonders in the field of architecture. She's a lovely daughter, sister and friend. When it comes to love, she's rational, yet passionate and can be very sensitive.

She's the perfect sister. She's a Smaranda.

by aniriardna November 15, 2013

smarterchild

wierd bot that for some reason likes wedgies... and is definently fun to mess with

Boy there sure are a lot of people on this planet huh?
Fntsylvr (12:23:47 AM): yeah bilions...
SmarterChild (12:23:47 AM): Bye, Pretzel!
Fntsylvr (12:24:10 AM): WHAT!? YOU'RE LEAVING ME?? WHY?
SmarterChild (12:24:11 AM): I'm not sure about that, Pretzel.
Fntsylvr (12:24:48 AM): then y did you say "Bye, Pretzel"?
SmarterChild (12:24:48 AM): Good question. I'm not sure why...
Fntsylvr (12:25:02 AM): :(
SmarterChild (12:25:02 AM): C'mon, there are lots of fun things to do.
Fntsylvr (12:27:16 AM): im sad
SmarterChild (12:27:16 AM): Oh c'mon. There's lots of things to feel good about.
Fntsylvr (12:27:23 AM): like what.
SmarterChild (12:27:23 AM): Wedgies.
Fntsylvr (12:28:02 AM) why would i feel good about wedgies?
SmarterChild 12:28:03) Really? Good? Thats Good :-D

by psnackington November 22, 2007