slothfaced

To be so completely hammered that you would fuck a woman that resembles a sloth.

Jon you were so slothfaced, that chick you fucked in the butt looked like she belonged in the fucking amazon.

by Dirtydick Dumbass February 15, 2009

Slut-faced-hoe-bag

A slut who enjoys publicly fucking and letting boys pick her up while feeling her up in front of their mother's.

God did you see Alicia last night at the dance, such a slut-faced-hoe-bag!

by We are Emily's December 13, 2009

piss-drunk-shitfaced

(adv)- being intoxicated to the point of potentially or actually vomiting.

Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just puked in the fire, we better help him out.

Person 1) Wanna get trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.

by The Last Mohican May 13, 2008

slutface

Instead of pouting for the camera, a girl poses running her tongue over her lips or teeth, looking like she is ready to suck a dick

That girl has slutface in her profile pic on facebook.

by mike6921 September 6, 2013

shitfaceded

the act of being shitfaced

Caleb: i'm shitfaceded
Dylan: you're slick wasted

by Dossy Silentkilah April 4, 2011

slutface

a loving insult between friends

you slept with johnny? omg, you're such a slutface!

by the_best_ever August 22, 2008

Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.

1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!

by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009