Slothing

When you are hanging all over someone like a sloth hangs. Especially in a guy/ girl that doesn't want anything to do with you.

Look at that girl slothing all over Richard.

by Amandaisloves February 10, 2017

slothin

When your dick is so long its slopes down and can only move in small slow movements such as a sloth.

ay yo ma im slothin so hard right now

by rudedad123 October 30, 2017

Slothin

When a person is being extra fucking lazy and doesn't want to do a damn thing. Also when a person has bad posture.

"Man check out that dude he's slothin to the fullest."

" Quit slothin around and clean your room!"

by Elhefejigga December 6, 2017

slothing

When you hug someone somewhat similar to how a sloth hugs a tree.

'I'm slothing you so tightly right now'

by takemymedicine June 25, 2018

Slothing

The act of hanging onto one others body when too intoxicated to stand on your own.

“Bro, look at Jordan slothing on Zack, he took 8 shots of 151 ten minutes ago and he’s completely wasted”.

by PastyLabRat June 30, 2018

Slothing

When one or more people make plans to hang out and spend quality time together, but spend their time watching other people do activities on a media screen. This action often coincides with copious amounts of eating and extensive periods of sleep. This phenomena is a cycle, with food gorging leading to apathy and loss of consciousness. Once consciousness is regained the cycle begins anew. Many individuals who enjoy slothing often augment the experience with excessive vaping in unventilated quarters. The suffocating clouds of vaping coupled with the stenches of unwashed, sweaty feet, work socks, shoes and stagnant, unattended food receptacles completes the ideal environment conducive for slothing.

Example One:

Delivery driver: Wow! Six separate deliveries to your house in the same day! You guys must be having a party??
Slothing person: No, my Fet Life partner and i are just having a standard afternoon of slothing.

Example Two: Person walks into friends house. He immediately notices a stench and two large not moving lumps on the couch in the darkness, a tv screen the only light. He asks his friend, what is that?? HIs friend replies, The two lumps are my my rooommate and his girlfriend. The smell is from them, they've been slothing all day.

by Heavensmouth October 8, 2019

Slothinator

I person who works in slow motion. They move slow on purpose.

My coworker is so slow, he could be classified as a slothinator.

by Paulswineblast December 13, 2022