service bottom

A submissive that prefers to give sexual offers than receive them.

god, i'm such a service bottom, i LOVE going down on my master.

by soph i doph March 13, 2019

Service

1.To fuck.
Originating from the horse breeding industry where "service" is a euphemism for bringing the stud to mount the mare. Same as tupping in sheep breeding.
2. To have sex with a mardy bitch to keep her happy, as in a mechanic servicing a car to keep it running smoothly.

From the 'The Talented Mr Ripley':
Dick Greenleaf (Jude Law) on a boat trip: "Marge needs a service" - winks at his mates and proceeds below deck and give his sulky bird a good seeing to.

by silkpouch September 14, 2007

crew served handgun

This is a satirical remark regarding oversized, impractical pistols.

Gawwwd, that .50 is a crew served handgun!

by I, Wreckerrr March 31, 2021

the server is down

The excuse nerdy IT guys use when they don't want in participate in a social gathering (specifically ones that involve members of the opposite sex).

Kevin: Hey Tom, want to go out and drink some beers?

Tom: Ah man, I would but the server is down at the office and I gotta go fix it. Maybe next time.

Kevin: Riiiiiiiiiiighhhhhtttt

by RedBeard53 December 7, 2009

Servane

amazingly funny girl. one of the sweetest girls ever. super fun to be around, and she truly cares about everyone. really pretty and anyone would be lucky to be friends with her. has a nice toothbrush, but not as good as matthew's. if you have a servane in your life, cherish her.

"man who is that girl you're friends with?!"
"that's servane!"
"man you're so lucky!!!!"

by meeca October 4, 2017

Minecraft Christian Server

A Minecraft server with no swearing (ie: hecks, and fricks).

absolutely NO ONE can swear on this Minecraft Christian Server

by Not_A_Christian January 29, 2018

Christian Minecraft Server

A Minecraft Server with very strict rules. Swearing is usually prohibited. Heck and Frick are not allowed, but using the Lord's name in ANY WAY is prohibited. (Yes I actually went on a Christian Server, and saying OMG is not allowed.)

Player: Oh frick!
Admin: NO SWEARING ON MY GOOD CHRISTIAN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!

by TheExtremeEvoker December 24, 2018