sleepy sex

to have sex with someone while they're still asleep or drowsy.

In the early morning I will suprise my boyfriend with sleeping sex. I slide on his erection just before he wakes up.

by Roxie November 13, 2003

sleepy thug syndrome

feeling of being tired after smoking the lowest form of weed, being burnout

Pat had a case of sleepy thug syndrome after he smoked some of the cheap weed he picked up

by the slim thug October 25, 2009

Sleepslam

A sneeky way you can enter your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whoever, when they are alseep either in the vagina, arsehole, mouth or wherever takes your fancy. Just make sure they don't wake up otherwise you'll just end up looking like a deviant.

Anthony: Hey man, I waited up last night until Karen fell asleep and sleepslammed her good.
Phil: Ah cool, serves her right for not sucking on your balls beforehand.
Anthony: Yeah, lucky she didn't wake up because I had my nuts in her arse.

by Anthony Rees September 27, 2007

Sleepy Sheepy

A person who is so tired, they want to fall asleep right away in bed as soft as a sheepy.

After staying up all night watching infomercials, I was a sleepy sheepy during class.

by lilrachel333 October 9, 2009

Sleepy Seed

The crust/goupe that you get in the corner of your eyes after a long sleep or at the end of the day.

I woke up with a sleepy seed in my eye.

by Claire December 8, 2003

sleepy skidmark

A method of revenge on an enemy in which the perpetrator removes the victim's pillowcase, turns it inside out, and proceeds to clean out his skid marks and dingleberries on said persons pillowcase. the pillowcase is then turned right side out, the pillow is carfully placed inside the pillowcase, and the skid goes "brown down" on the bed.

Chad came to Team Hancock's party wearing a No Fear T-Shirt, so Whit had no choice but to wipe-out a sleepy skidmark.

by Team Hancock December 26, 2005

Sleepy John

a penis with Erectile dysfunction

Eric Mott has a sleepy john and he cries about it.

by Ugly pants April 12, 2011