by dgfrtu November 18, 2013
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Person 2: Oh, I'm going to slarm it on the couch all weekend.
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by gayweeddaddy February 2, 2018
Get the Slarm mug.The new name for Singularity
The word Singularity is too long for humans
Legend has it, if a great & important name doesn't start small, it will eventually become one, like:
Coca-Cola became - Coke
The Huffington post became - Huffpost
Instagram became - Insta
Facebook became - FB
Pete's Super Submarines became - Subway
We humans like it simple and easy
Thus Slarity was born
Shorter & easier to say - Sounds like Clarity but with an S instead of C
Singularity made more precise, condensed & Clear
Singularity x (Super+Clarity) = Salrity
Ok Bye!
The word Singularity is too long for humans
Legend has it, if a great & important name doesn't start small, it will eventually become one, like:
Coca-Cola became - Coke
The Huffington post became - Huffpost
Instagram became - Insta
Facebook became - FB
Pete's Super Submarines became - Subway
We humans like it simple and easy
Thus Slarity was born
Shorter & easier to say - Sounds like Clarity but with an S instead of C
Singularity made more precise, condensed & Clear
Singularity x (Super+Clarity) = Salrity
Ok Bye!
Slarity is the new Singularity
by Slarity May 30, 2021
Get the Slarity mug.A term used to describe a woman so unbelievably dirty and skanky, that the resembles the stereotype of both a slag and tart. Using far too much make-up and fake-tan, she can be mistaken for a wedding-cake as well as an orangutan. Stay away lads.
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best tasting shit you'll ever had.
tastes better then a donut smothered in grease.
best tasting shit you'll ever had.
tastes better then a donut smothered in grease.
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The cousin of the infamous ass to mouth combo.
The cousin of the infamous ass to mouth combo.
"You wouldn't think so, but WOW Bridget knows how to slarf."
"It was kinda weird when she started slarfing all over my junk"
"I totally slarfed my boyfriend last night."
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by Richard Pierce October 18, 2007
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